3 minute q for 1 elo 
help me!!!
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I would love to help but I would lose all 831 elo that I have and die instantly if I went up against you 
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I can coach you to become as good and you reach my spot fr
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Trust we’d be unstoppable in 2v2
Trust-
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It’s a fact that we most def wouldn’t lose
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It’s also a fact that one of us would be carrying more than the other 
Because one of us (not naming names) is ranked #1, and the other is ranked #163781
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I didn’t know u were ranked #1 that’s crazy
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163781 is bigger than 1 so you’re better
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TRUE that’s smart
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My favourite person 
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we can do 2v1 together then!
and still lose. . .
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Well, I thought of that too, but I didn’t want to make you feel inadequate (trust)
I’m totallyyyyy the best player of all time
(If we’re playing by golf rules)
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we have NEVER seen grass- wait no that 1+ elo. WE HAVE SEEN GRASS IN OUR LIVES BEFORE
also low-key expecting someone to get 1 million elo ngl
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Coach me Guessmar 
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Did you coach leyang and fairplaygoal, Great duo. Just play unranked or grind 2v2s
Also Coach me.
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fr easy beat
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yk what imma join in too
Coach me Guessmar pls. Together well be unstoppable. I am not at all horrible at the game and only a voyager. I can prove it to you too. just play a 2v2 with me on ur team, well beat everyone fs trust I’m cracked its not cos I’m in the same team as the world no.1
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mb for trying to play with my friend on wg vro 
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bluestar coach me 
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